FML...

Berkely Hills Country Club is by FAR the most horrible place I've subbed at. Its hard to do your job without barfing if 50 drunk old men are hitting on you constantly in the 105 degree weather.

The ratio of drunk old men to children was 10:1
Fml...
Man boobs were flying everywhere!!!!

Death to Lady Gaga

Hahaha michael jackson. dead. hahahaa
But you know, of all the people that could have died, he's not exactly the first I'd like to see go on my list. There are many people who deserved it alot more than he did.
Now Lady Gaga, for example, that bitch has got to go.
Then no one would ever have to listen to "Just Dance" ever again.

Me and Brenna saw Garret at the braves game today!! that was cool

No Longer Single

Yup just got a new boyfriend :]
His name is Shawn, hes 18. Met him at a party. Not really too sure about him since hes in college, but hes younger than my last one so whatever.
Hes really cute and sweet :]
And this one actually seams like he has a pair of balls [in the non sexually peverted way of course] haha

Happy Fathers Day!

Ahhh.. This is the first day in a while that I actually have time to blog!! YAY!! :]
My internet on my comp is broken so i have to use the downstairs one which my sister "owns" now apparently. I was playing Sims 3 and she runs in
"OH MY GOD!!! ARE YOU PLAYING MY GAME?!@#?!@$!@%?@#$%?!@#$?!@#?$ -heart attack-"
I was forced to get off. like literally by force that girl weighs more than me.

Tomorrow I'm hangin out with shawn :)
Tuesday I'm lifegaurding at Chatto Elan (sp?) 10-2
Wendsday im chillin with gordie
Thursday swim meet
And friday im chillin with jamie

fun week? haha. text me :)
Oh and happy fathers day to all you fathers out there!!
try not to eat too much steak

Just so Everyone's Clear

Tuesday we're gonna buy tickets for UP at 3:40,
then movie hop to the Hangover at 3:30.
I'm picking up Bradely at 3:00 and we'll probably get there around 3:15-3:25 ish [idk how far away he is from the mall]
Alex Brock, Alex Standard, Garret, Tater, me, and Bradely are coming.

God damn i hate planning stuff lol

By the Way

Whos coming to the movie on Monday?
So far:
1. Bradley [yes]
2. Alex [yes]
3. Garret [maybe]
4. Tater [never txted back]
5. Tori [no]
6. Tiny [maybe]

Sleep Deprived

You gotta love summer :). I think in the past 3 nights ive gotten a grand total of 8 hours of sleep. not fun.. :p
We won the swim meet, which was cool. I saw my old friend from Chatahochee Run [i lived there when i was 7]. Salone Rodgers.
Then me and brenna went to the mart in atlanta, which is this place where only business owners can go and you get reaaally cheap stuff.
Then we went to six flags and saw salone again singing "teardrops on my guitar" on stage. haha

I made a facebook!

Yay? Add me :P

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and just all around ravishing BIFFEL!!!! :] who just sent me like 50 bagillion ringtones.
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Teleportation

"Marissa.. I wish we could TELEPORT to wendeys."

"This hard thing I'm laying on makes my back hurt"
me- "... you mean the floor?"

"What I thought you could turn left on a red light!?"
me- "Yeah you can.. if you want die."

hahaha wooow.. my friends are special. I need to find some smarter ones :P
I got a swim meet tomorrow!! :] GO RAPIDS!!!

Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!

Its funny how when looking into another relationship, you can see all their flaws. How stupid they're being. How she should just let him go. Hopeing she'll realize that she dosen't deserve to be treated like that. No one does.
But when its actually happening to you, you don't see it that way at all. It's funny how those kinds of things work out. I've been there. I wish someone would have told me don't let him treat you like that. Don't lay down and die for him. You don't deserve that. And he isn't worth it; in the end he never cared about you anyway.

Sitting there listening to someone almost break up on the phone is increadibly akward. lol

But other than that.. me and Lidnsey went up to her lake house in the mountains today. We hiked and did all sorts of stuff :] it was fun. Tuesday me and Brenna are going to six flags. Patrick might come too.

I gotta work the rest of the week.. :[

peace bloggers! :]

Stupid I-85

I almost got in a wreck yesterday. Scary shit.
I was driving on I-85 South and took the Sugarloaf Parkway exit, which had a really sharp turn aparrently!! I didn't know I've never taken it before. And it was raining, so I didn't see the "caution sharp turn 35 advised" sign until it was too late.

I was going 60-65. haha. My car spun out but thankfully there was no one around me. Phewww. You'd think they'd put the sign 100 feet before the turn.
"CAUTION! TURN OF DEATH AHEAD! OFF THE FRICKING HIGHWAY. CAUTION IS ADVISED"
Not, you know... as your turning
"oh by the way you should be going 35 right about now.. oh well we hope you make it :]"

Lifegaurd Training

Lifegaurd training is so BORING!!! Oh my gosh. I swear we spent like 20 minutes learning how to properlly remove gloves. ARRGHH! The water stuff is fun though. Today I got strapped to the backboard!! :] I was a passive drowning victum. Then Josh started tickeling my feet and there was nothing I could do about it because I was supposed to be unconsious!! Its really hard to be unconsious when someone is tickeling you!! :[
And I got really lost on the way home hahah. I took I-85 South instead of North :P took me a while to realize it.

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